Dongling Around

Session 36

TLDR
Important Points:
  • We buy a frigid staff
  • Burnt salt (in the ritual found last session) is related to a dark necromancy ritual, potentially a life stealing ritual
    • Reverend warned us there’s a failsafe, interrupting the ritual would cause the spontaneous and sudden end of the ritual, might trigger everything
  • God of the Sun Clarus wants Sarah to undergo a trial
  • Yul and Nim break into the Dongle Labs while Sarah and Bloo go to the competition
  • Dongle commits terrorism

04.22.0347 | Half Moon Bay, Valzelia | Central Market

  • Back in Steel Alley
  • Rings of Bling is boarded up and barricaded with a note that says “Do not enter, you might die -Wilfred”
  • Blood Wrath and Beyond has locked door, there is a lit candle inside
  • As Nim goes to lockpick the door, see someone at the window, waves at you, and then unlocks the door
  • “Hello there, locked out of force of habit”
  • “I’m a relative of the shopkeeper”
  • “He sent me a weird cryptic message, if he ever didn’t come back to come check the shop, and well I can’t even find a body, the locals say he’s passed on, I’m here to pick up the mental”
  • “Are you here on official investigation, or inquiry about the wares?”
  • Sarah tries to troll him about killing the original owner and taking the shop
  • “He kept a journal” who hands it to Sarah
  • “And his quiver”
  • “Broken sword”
  • Not used in a while, back in his adventuring days
  • He seemed depressed in his letters to me
  • In his letters from 2 weeks ago, says everything is stressful, he wants an escape, he’s super depressed
    • May be related to the rings
    • Were they targeting people who were already emotionally unstable or made the ppl emotionally unstable?
    • Likely the former
  • “I’m from Dagdra, he moved back and retired, he wanted to be a merchant, he had aspirations, he seemed so much more lively when we were younger”
  • He talked about wanting to be a master metalsmith, he wanted the keyholder position, he tried really hard to get a letter of recommendation
  • “I have a ledger, he did have some interesting things, what r u looking for?”
  • We get 75% off at one item here from the coupon book
  • He pulls out a dagger with a weird spatial distorting aura around it
  • It’s called “heartseeker”
  • Sense a lot of divination magic coming from it, feels like you can bend luck itself to your will
  • He said it’s one of his throwing daggers, he said even a monkey could throw it and hit its target
  • He opens a hatch, and suddenly the room gets really really cold, he pulls out a cobalt blue, desaturated blue, looks like ice and glass, he didn’t tell me he was working on glass
  • Yul touches the staff, senses that the staff is imbued with evocation magic flavored with ice specifically, can’t tell the details, but there is a charge of a powerful ice-related spell that you could use
  • He pulls out a test dummy, gives the staff to Yul, goes outside, and lets Yul use the spell
    • While you’re holding the staff, you can see your breath, your breath is very cold
    • Yul stands 60 feet away, Yul casts Cone of Cold
    • Frigid Staff: Once per long rest, you get one use of Cone of Cold.
  • It is related to Wilfred
  • He mentioned that this Mr. Dongle guy really didn’t like him, always demanding deadlines, very brutal, he hung over writing a letter of recommendation, he did say that he was going to enter the competition
  • If you use the coupon, I’ll comp the other 25% but you have to present the staff at the invention competition thing
  • He pulls out a rapier
  • It’s very shiny and sharp, it’s more likely to hit things in some regard
  • Using the coupon, we get the staff of ice
  • Sticking a middle finger to that dickhole Dongle, I’m sure my cousin would be happy
  • We’re looking for arrows of aberration slaying
  • Go into the fletcher’s shop
    • Arrow of Ice
    • Arrow of Aberration (bundle of 2)
    • Regular arrows
    • Poisonous arrows
    • Arrow of Arcane Interference (bundle of 3)
    • 100 gold for the bundle of 2 aberration arrows
    • We have a BOGO for buy one bundle get another bundle free
  • Nim gets the aberration slaying and the arcane interference
  • Go to the armorer, oddly short drow, and somewhat average height human
  • The pair looks at us, there’s soot and smoke all over their face
  • Feel the heat of the forge
  • See some red leather armor, the armor maker says she dropped all of the red dye on it on accident, I think it’s pretty sturdy
  • Some of the armor are imbued with magic
  • The worst is when ppl come from Opal’s tower asking for stuff it’s the worst
  • Points at another leather armor, leather color, if you like your spells working, the armor makes your spells work better (may increase your spell save DC)
  • We do have a coupon, full voucher for one piece of armor
  • Nim gives Yul the voucher for the piece of armor
  • Yul gets armor weee
  • Sarah looks for the heaviest armor
  • Dwarven plate, looked just like them
  • The dwarves gave it the seal of approval
  • It’s on sale for 450 GP
  • Bloo buys it for Sarah
  • We all go back to our rooms
  • We all rest
  • Nim goes to the reverend to talk with him
  • The reverend looks exhausted at the temple
  • Many people are sending their prayers, hoping not to be next, want rings off, but I’m not a miracle worker
  • Reverend has not met ppl with the ring who’s alive, but ppl claim that they’ve seen it
  • Nim is asking about gods and the salt water
  • Reverend hears rumors about ppl worshiping and fantasizing over this “end” and this “perfection” and it seems tied to death
  • I don’t think the followers of Nyx would do that
  • I think I’ve read something about an old I suppose, the burning of salt as an offering to scriptures of some god, but I can’t imagine it being Nyx, but it was in the name of death in some capacity
  • Nim: You’re probably thinking of Nyarlathotep and he’s very evil, highly suggest you dissuade ppl from worshipping that
  • Reverend: yes, I swear I’ve heard that name before, you see I have not been reverend in this church for very long, but my predecessor, he was an older man, and he mentioned something about, cause he wasn’t alive during, Falteran massacre, his father was alive during that time, he saw many things and heard many stories of those who came from Dagdra, he told me that his father mentioned the smell of burnt salt, not associated with Duessel but something else and I could never quite put my finger on it, but I think there is some dark necromancy ritual associated with burning salt
  • The flame was transparent
  • Reverend: Some life stealing ritual, that does seem to be what’s going on here, I will warn you this, from my readings on this ritual, there’s a failsafe, this is advanced necromancy that i would not dream of using, but I’ve studied some of it, from some of the old texts, it was indicated that interrupting this would cause the spontaneous and sudden end of the ritual, the final evolution of this ritual, it’s waiting for a trigger, and once it’s forcibly over, it might trigger everything, if it’s tied to the rings, interrupting the ritual early might cause them all to die
  • The thing was near the lighthouse
  • Reverend, looks at map, starts marking the map: you see, there are four corners of Half Moon Bay, one is the lighthouse, one is the castle (north end), then the west and east corner, if this is already in effect, perhaps there are similar pillars (this is just conjecture), what if it’s maintaining an area of control, and by extension, an area where it doesn’t affect those with the rings, don’t do something reckless
  • Nim: maybe take someone with the ring outside of Half Moon Bay
  • Besides opal’s tower on the west, there’s Wilfred’s lab, but on the east side is, well, my temple, and I will go investigate this, if there’s anything secret, I’m the only one with access to the basement
  • Nim: you should check
  • Reverend: I’ll go do that
  • Sarah goes to Seliph’s room and knocks
  • Clarus is willing to give Sarah a chance, is a little annoyed that Seliph agreed to give the sword to Sarah
  • Clarus wants to challenge you, wants to know if you’re worthy of wielding this blade
  • He still sees clouded vengeance in your eyes and your soul, he worries it’ll cloud your judgement, he wants to make sure his divine blade in the hands of someone who is clearly… thinking…. clearly (Seliph is trying to sugarcoat it a little)
  • Clarus wants Sarah to undergo a trial
  • Yul is pondering the head, staring into the soulless eyes of Theodore
  • Yul sees a glimpse of the past, see a peculiar looking women patting you on the head, she smiles in her name, you hear the words, the person in the memory is not Yul, it’s Theodore, but why are you the only one? Who is this person, hear a name calling out, “Yul!”
  • This other person looks, she walks away, patting you on the head with a sinister smile, as she walks away your vision fogs up, your arms are restrained, and the next thing you know, when you come to in your memory, your chest feels very tight, hear the words “This is the one”

04.23.0347 | Half Moon Bay, Valzelia

  • Yul wakes up with a weird sense of nostalgia
  • We go to breakfast, we go to a breakfast place, their specialty is very creamy fluffy egg sandwiches
  • We have a couple hours before the competition begins, notice a big crowd in the town square
  • People are preparing for the competition
  • We need to submit the artifacts before 10am
  • We decide that Nim goes to rob Dongle’s lab as well as check the basement for the salt pillar
  • Sarah and Bloo go submit the stuff to the invention competition
  • We go to the submission booth
  • Sarah gives him the cube, “it has lightning in it, what would you like it to be called? And what’s your name?”
  • Sarah: “My name is Seliph Orsterra”
  • Gives Sarah a ticket stub, make sure to hold on to it, it’s tied to the form that I just filled out, proof that it’s associated with your entry
  • Bloo: my name is Green, and the staff is “Very Cold Staff”
  • Gives Bloo the stub, be back here 15 minutes before the competition begins so we can go to the backstage area
  • The competition is at noon
  • Dongle is a deep gnome
  • Sarah stands in front of him and looks down at him
  • Sarah: “I asked you a question”
  • Dongle: “I’m busy”
  • Sarah: “You’re busy dongling?”
Dongle Labs
  • Yul and Nim go to Dongle Labs
  • Nim picks the lock, and then the gate open
  • Hear a loud voice: “Thank you for trespassing at Dongle Labs. Please get the fuck out.”
  • The voice is coming from the gate
  • The gate repeats itself
  • Walk in and close the gate, continues speaking
  • Yul casts Silence in a bubble around the gate, the gate shuts up
  • The front door is unlocked
  • Walk in, met with living room and kitchen
  • Yul sees 2 bananas on the countertop
  • Nim locks the door behind them with her extra lock that she randomly has
  • It looks like the interior of a house, see a comfy couch, see the fireplace, see the kitchen
  • Notice something odd, in addition to why tf is this a house, notice something odd about the pantry door, it looks like the door to a walk-in pantry, you see a staircase going down
  • See in basement room, see a locked door, and some crates
  • Check the crates, see a note and a little speck of metal
    • Note: my magnum opus, no not this time, every single time I think I’ve made it, I cannot, ugh
    • Lots of anguish in the note
    • The ugh is bolded and large
    • The speck of metal resembles a broken key, it seems to have been thrown there, angrily, sitting in a dent in the crate
    • Has the teeth of the key, but not the key handle
  • Nim takes the teeth, uses thieves tools, and tries to unlock the door, hear a clink
  • The door is opened
  • See a giant steel floored room with something on fire and a forge right next to it which is on fire
  • Inside see soot and blast marks, things have been exploding in here
  • Aren’t any work stations, it seems like there’s a strong air of cinder and metallic dust flying through the air, the ventilation isn’t good it’s hard to breath
  • See lots of candles lighting up the room, the candles are very hot, the wax is dripping liquid on the base
  • Notice another door to the right
  • Also notice a weird crystal at the end of the room
  • It is incredibly hot near the crystal/forge
  • A book is on fire
  • Nim summons a mage hand, as the mage hand gets too lose to the book, it burns
  • Yul tries to pour bath water on the book but the water immediately boils and turns to steam
  • Yul attempts to close the book
  • Yul manages to shut the door
  • Now the heat isn’t emanating from the room, but at the same time, in the town square
  • Dongle: notices something, looks up, I’m sorry I have to attend to things, he looks over at the crowd, I’m sorry everyone, I have some urgent matters I need to attend to, so if you’ll excuse me
  • Bloo casts Sending to Nim to tell her about the fact that Dongle is leaving
  • Nim responds to tell us to stall
  • Sarah goes up and yaps to Dongle, yaps about being the mayor and how Ms. Stonefire is dead
  • Dongle: I have evidence of happenings that have been going on, I think I know exactly what you are here to inquire about’
  • Dongle snaps his fingers, and see some people lurking on the roofs throwing something, throw a bunch of explosives into the crowd
  • We are surprised
  • Dongle snaps on his greaves, I would’ve liked to do this when there are more ppl around and he starts dashing away